Oysters Jokes

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!

The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the
former's impending wedding.
"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend
said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."
A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said
plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."
[Contributed by Mike Kane.]

Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

Two young men seated in a restaurant were watching a customer busily disposing of a plate of oysters on the half-shell. One of the young men remarked to his friend: "Did you ever hear that business about raw oysters being good for a man's virility?"
"Yes, why?" the friend replied.
"Well, take it from me, that's a lot of foolishness. I ate a dozen of them the other night and only nine worked."

Customer: Waiter! I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in angel food cake?