What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lezbian?
One's a Snack Cracker, and the others a Crack Snacker!
In Minneapolis, a 2-year-old boy somehow removed a gun from his mother's purse and shot his father. Well, listen, if this kid wants another graham cracker, he wants another graham cracker.
Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
A man was walking down the street, and he notices a blind man with a seeing eye dog. The dog was peeing on the mans leg. The man says "
Sir, your dog is peeing on your leg"
. The blind man replies"
Give me a cracker"
The other man asks why.He says"
I need the cracker so I can find his mouth and kick him in the butt"
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