In Minneapolis, a 2-year-old boy somehow removed a gun from his mother's purse and shot his father. Well, listen, if this kid wants another graham cracker, he wants another graham cracker.
What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lezbian?
One's a Snack Cracker, and the others a Crack Snacker!
Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
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