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    An Act of Charity

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    An Act of Charity
    One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little
    extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be
    able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the
    pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000
    bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
    congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had
    placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly
    raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she
    made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave
    so much and asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she
    looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the
    building and said, "
    I'll take him and him and him."

    When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.

    Plaxico Burress attended an event for a New York charity. The charity was the Giants new offense.

    On Sunday, the world's 2nd wealthiest man, Warren Buffet, announced he will donate the bulk of his 42 billion dollar fortune to charity. Buffet's oldest daughter, Susie, immediately changed her name to Charity.

    A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world," she boasted. "The first is the Hope Diamond, then comes the Kohinoor, and then comes this one, which is called Lipshitz.""What a diamond!""How lucky you are!""Wait, wait, nothing in life is all mazel ", said the diamonded lady, "Unfortunately, with this famous Lipshitz diamond you must take the famous Lipshitz curse!"The ladies buzzed and asked, "And what's the Lipshitz curse?""Lipshitz," sighed the lady.

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