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    An Act of Charity

    Hot 3 years ago

    An Act of Charity
    One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little
    extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be
    able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the
    pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000
    bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
    congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had
    placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly
    raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she
    made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave
    so much and asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she
    looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the
    building and said, "
    I'll take him and him and him."

    When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.

    Buffet to Donate Fortune

    Hot 6 months ago

    On Sunday, the world's 2nd wealthiest man, Warren Buffet, announced he will donate the bulk of his 42 billion dollar fortune to charity. Buffet's oldest daughter, Susie, immediately changed her name to Charity.

    Plaxico Burress attended an event for a New York charity. The charity was the Giants new offense.

    There were four nuns, who had been together in the same convent all of their
    adult years, all having become nuns immediately after leaving high school. Now
    in their mid forties, these nuns began to discuss how much of real life they
    had missed, and how limited had been their experiences in the "real" world.
    Finally they conceived a plan, to correct this lack of experience, before their
    looks were entirely gone. They pooled such savings as they had, borrowed money
    from relatives, and all four went on a long weekend junket flight to that ever
    popular, world capital of sin, Las Vegas.
    As soon as they hit Vegas, the four nuns ditched their habits, and did the
    rounds of all the beauty shops, the boutiques, and the shopping malls. All
    dolled up, made up, and ready to go, they spent the entire weekend "out on the
    town" in Vegas, having a marvelous time, and catching the red-eye back home
    Sunday night.
    Monday morning they more...

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