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    Confessional

    Hot 2 years ago

    A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
    The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
    The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
    The priest asks, 'What did you do?'
    The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'
    The priest says, 'How many times?'
    And the woman replies, 'Three.'
    Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'
    A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'
    'What did you do?'
    ‘I committed adultery.'
    'How many times?'
    'Three times.'
    The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more...

    One day a priest had a doctor's appointment and needed someone to cover for him at the confessional, so he calls over an old school chum of his who happens to be a rabbi.
    The rabbi had no idea what to do but agreed to cover for the priest. The priest needed to show the rabbi how everything worked, so when the first person came in the priest said, "What is your sin my son?"
    The man said "I've commited adultery."
    The priest asks, "How many times?"
    The man says, "3 times."
    The priest replies, "Do 10 Hail Marys, then put $5 in the donation box."
    Then the second man comes in and says he committed adultery also. When asked how many times he said 3. The priest replied again, "Do 10 Hail Marys then put $5 in the donation box."
    The rabbi tells the priest he has got the hang of it and that he should go to the doctor's now.
    After the rabbi is alone another man comes up to the confessional.
    The rabbi more...

    Confession

    Hot 6 months ago

    A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
    The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
    Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
    The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green more...

    Fannie Green

    Hot 5 years ago

    A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."The priest tells the sinner "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Marys."Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?""A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. Very well, says the priest. Go and say 10 Hail Mary's. The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down
    in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman more...

    Nuns Confessional

    Hot 5 years ago

    Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a man's private parts.
    The priest asks, "What part of your body did you use?"
    The nun replies, "My right hand."
    The priest tells her to dip her right hand in holy water say 10 hail Mary's and all will be forgiven.
    The second nun goes into the confessional and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned I touched a mans private parts."
    The priest asks, "What part of your body did you use?"
    The nun replies, "My left hand." The priest tells her to dip her left hand in the holy water say 10 hail Mary's and all will be forgiven.
    Well, this leaves the third and fourth nun standing in line. The fourth nun taps the third nun on the shoulder and asks, "Would you mind if I went first?"
    The third nun says, "Sure I don't care, but would mind telling me more...

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