"I Wish" joke

The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the
former's impending wedding.
"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend
said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."
A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said
plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."
[Contributed by Mike Kane.]

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