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why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

Hiroshima plans to make a bid for the 2020 Summer Olympics. Just to prove how serious they are, they already started construction by making a giant hole.

Michael Phelps acknowledged that a photo of him smoking pot is authentic. The good news is that he smoked it a half second faster than the French.

It was announced today that Phelps newest sponsor is in fact Rosetta Stoned.
There was no comment from the Phelps camp on this but there was a "skunkish" smell in the air and alot of coughing was heard.
The Olympic Committee annouced today that there will be another event added to the swimming competition. The 100m bongstroke.

Chicago is now out of the running for the 2016 Olympics and Rio De Janeiro is in. What's the problem, not enough gun violence in Chicago?