Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
The events of Sept. 11th have prompted a security overhaul for the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City.
Among the measures:
Testing athlete's urine for traces of terrorism
Eliminating Men's 200m Embassy Bomb event
Turning Salt Lake City into hyper-paranoid, walled-off religious compound
Assigning athletes from Arab nations around-the-clock "security buddy"
All open flames to be immediately extinguished
Investigating any and all reports of fine white powder
Strictly prohibiting foreigners from Olympic village
Warning athletes not to make any sudden movements
Hoping that terrorists, like everyone else, have no desire to visit Salt Lake City