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    Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
    A: Missletoe!

    The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.
    Time Limit: 3 Days.
    Write Your Name: ________________________________________
    (20 point bonus if spelled correctly).
    1. What language is spoken in Germany?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ____ A. build a bridge
    ____ (b) lead an army or
    ____ (c) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
    ____ A. Jewish
    ____ (b) Catholic
    ____ (c) Hindu
    ____ (d) Polish
    5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
    ____ A. Westerners
    ____ (b) Southerners
    ____ (c) more...

    The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1. What language is spoken in Germany? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to____ A. build a bridge____ (b) lead an army or____ (c) WRITE A PLAY4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)____ A. Jewish____ (b) Catholic____ (c) Hindu____ (d) Polish5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)8. What are people in America's far NORTH called? ____ A. Westerners____ (b) Southerners____ (c) NORTHerners9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)_______________________________10. more...

    A new report suggests that 1,055 athletes were injured at the Beijing Games. That includes 300 Chinese athletes who had their legs broken for failing to win gold.

    A new survey has found that 69.1 percent of all professional athletes live a luxurious lifestyle. The other 30.9 percent are in prison.

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