"Christmas Question And Answer 3" joke

Q: What is the best xmas present in the world?
A: broken drum You cant beat it!

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A: Deep and crisp and even!!

Q: How do you make opening your christmas presents last longer?
A: Open them with boxing gloves on!

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It is Christmas, Eve!

Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter D!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A: Because your teeth chatter.

Q: Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?
A: Because there is not mushroom.

Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: mince spy!

Q: What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?
A: Some day my prints will come.. . . .