Brick Jokes

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    Helicopter Grenade

    Hot 1 year ago

    There are three guys in a helicopter and they each get to choose what they want to throw out.
    The first guys chooses an apple. So he takes an apple and throws it out.
    The second guy chooses a brick. So he takes a brick and throws it out.
    The third guy chooses a grenade. So he pulls the pin and throws it out.
    They land a while later and are walking along when they find a man rubbing his head.
    They ask, "
    What happened to you?"
    He answers, "
    An apple hit me on the head."
    They're walking along again and find a man lying unconcious on the ground.
    They ask the cop, "
    What happened to him?"
    He answers, "
    A brick hit him on the head."
    They're walking again, when they find a man laughing histerically.
    They ask, "
    What happened to you?"
    He answers, "
    I farted and the house blew up behind me!"

    Guardian Angel

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished.
    He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
    The man asked, "Who are you?"
    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "Then where the hell were
    you when I got married?"

    Guardian Angel

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
    Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
    "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where were you when I got married?"

    Guardian angel!

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
    Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
    "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"

    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one morestep a car will run over you and you will die."The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him."Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?""I am your guardian angel," the voice answered."Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"

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