Olympic Jokes

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    Silver is better.

    Hot 2 weeks ago

    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

    Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

    "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

    "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

    "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

    "Gold of course", says the man proudly.

    The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

    Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

    Endurance Swimmer

    Hot 11 months ago

    A man met a gorgeous woman and knew immediately that he wanted to marry her. "But, we don't know anything about each other," she said.
    "That doesn't matter," he replied. "We'll learn about each other as we go along."
    So, she agreed. They married and went to a beautiful resort for their honeymoon.
    One morning, as they were laying by the pool, he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the diving board, and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
    "Wow," she said, "That was incredible!"
    "I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he explained. "See, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
    With that, she got up, jumped into the pool, and started swimming laps. After about thirty laps, she more...

    Aussie Relay Team Frolics

    Hot 3 months ago

    This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.

    Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.

    After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's really pleased to have met this guy.

    At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his more...

    A man met a beautiful

    Hot 3 years ago

    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out
    and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.She said," That was incredible!"He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along!"So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.He said, more...

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