Q:After a runner reached the end of a long, gruelling marathon, officials were amazed to see him continue to run. Why did he do this?
A:The man was let out of prison for the day to enter the marathon. He kept on running to avoid prison.
Students from the local Catholic high school completed a 26 hour Charity Marathon run. Officials said the run accomplished two goals; first, to raise money for police and firefighters and second, to get as far away from the parish priest as possible.
Two fat men took part in a marathon.
One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.
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The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."