Olives Jokes / Recent Jokes

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave."S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?""Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

A man entered a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
As soon as the jar was filled with olives, and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.
"Excuse me," asked a customer, who was puzzled over what the man had done, "but what was that all about?"
"Oh, nothing much," the man replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

their are two olives haning out on the table
and all of a sudden one of the olives starts rolling off the table!
and it falls off!
the otha olive runs to the end of the table
and yells down to the olive "are you ok?"
the other olive replies "ill live"(olive)

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."