Debt Jokes

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    St. Petersburg, Florida:
    A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys to pay off a
    hospital debt.
    Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The St. Petersburg Times. It
    read: "KIDNEY - Runs good. Taking offers."
    Sparrow is serious. She owes $20,000 for gall bladder surgery, and wants
    to pay it off.
    She says both her kidneys work fine and she's willing to part with one to
    settle her debt. She offered one directly to Bayfront Medical Center,
    which turned it down.
    The newspaper has stopped running the ad, since selling organs is illegal
    in Florida.

    The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Monday, December 7, 1992In October, an envelope containing $15,000 in cash was left, anonymously, on a chair at the Detroit IRS office with the instruction to apply it "to reduce the national debt."

    Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message before the tone.

    In March, 1999 a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away.In April he received another bill and threw that one away too. The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by return mail. He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer error and they would take care of it.The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome gas line figuring that if there was usage on the account it would put an end to this ridiculous predicament. However, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off.He called the gas company who apologised for the computer error once again and said that they would take care of it. The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day the latest more...

    "Sir, there`s a debt collector in the outer office."
    "Tell him he can take that pile on my desk"

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