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Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.
Game Girl is not suitable for boys below 15 years. Game Girl is available in two versions; the pocket Game Girl and the Game Girl 64. With the introduction of the new toy Nintendo hopes that its sales would double by the end of' 98.

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"
Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"
Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"
Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"
Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!" and shows the little girl his penis.
The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!" and shows the little girl his penis.The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!

I got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas last year, and have been playing it nonstop. I don't eat, I can't focus, and my right elbow is perpetually sore.
It's like I'm thirteen all over again.

Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.
Game Girl is not suitable for boys below 15 years. Game Girl is available in two versions; the pocket Game Girl and the Game Girl 64. With the introduction of the new toy Nintendo hopes that its sales would double by the end of '98.