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    Bathtub Seizure

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    Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
    A: Throw in a load of laundry.

    A woman in Baton Rouge, Louisiana is suing Nintendo for "unspecified damages"
    after her thirty year old son died during a marathon session on his N64.
    Apparently the unfortunate man died after hitting his head on a table during a
    seizure while playing with the console. While this was obviously a tragic loss
    for the family involved, it's hard to feel much sympathy for them once you start
    to read the details of the accident.
    According to the report from the Associated Press, the man first started
    suffering seizures after buying his N64 in 1999, but ignoring this inconvenience
    he carried on playing on the console for anything up to eight hours a day, six
    days a week.
    This despite the now standard epilepsy warning that comes with every Nintendo
    game, informing players that "some people may have seizures or black outs
    triggered by light flashes, such as while playing video games, even if they have
    never had a seizure more...

    A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.

    They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had.

    He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"

    Albert Garcia Jr. sued the state in 1992 because the Ely State Prison began delivering his legal mail from 9 p. m. to 10 p. m. He claimed the delivery time interfered with his sleeping pattern.
    Kenneth Parker sued the state because he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter from the prison canteen at Nevada State Prison in 1989 but received one jar of chunky and one jar of creamy peanut butter. While Parker was later given the peanut butter he requested, he still pursued the case, and it was later dismissed.
    Randall Wildeman sued the state in 1991 because a Nevada State Prison officer destroyed the bras and bikini panties he had in his cell. Wildeman claimed he was making women's clothing to be sent as gifts.
    Michael Sims sued the state in 1994 on the grounds that a prison guard at the Ely State Prison was calling him names. Sims said the guard called him a "faggot" and a "snitch" and put him in a life-threatening situation.
    Donald Ferris sued more...

    What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry.

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