Nintendo Jokes

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    A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"
    Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"
    Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"
    Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"
    Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!" and shows the little girl his penis.
    The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!

    A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!" and shows the little girl his penis.The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!

    A woman in Baton Rouge, Louisiana is suing Nintendo for "unspecified damages"
    after her thirty year old son died during a marathon session on his N64.
    Apparently the unfortunate man died after hitting his head on a table during a
    seizure while playing with the console. While this was obviously a tragic loss
    for the family involved, it's hard to feel much sympathy for them once you start
    to read the details of the accident.
    According to the report from the Associated Press, the man first started
    suffering seizures after buying his N64 in 1999, but ignoring this inconvenience
    he carried on playing on the console for anything up to eight hours a day, six
    days a week.
    This despite the now standard epilepsy warning that comes with every Nintendo
    game, informing players that "some people may have seizures or black outs
    triggered by light flashes, such as while playing video games, even if they have
    never had a seizure more...

    Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.
    Game Girl is not suitable for boys below 15 years. Game Girl is available in two versions; the pocket Game Girl and the Game Girl 64. With the introduction of the new toy Nintendo hopes that its sales would double by the end of '98.

    You know you're a video game freak if...
    You hire a babysitter to watch your video games.
    When you go swimming you put your nintendo D.S. in the glove box so no one will try to commit a felony and try to steal it.
    You cry when your data gets deleted.
    When you lose a disc you blame everyone you can so you can be in denial.
    You have every system since the pong game.
    You know who and when created all of your games.
    You are eaisly entertained when you hear that the nintendo stock market raises.
    You talk to your friends for two hours discussing which is better: Age of mythology or Age of Empires, only to come to the conclusion that you're eating pizza tonight to discuss it deeper.
    When you get on to someone elses computer you refer to yourself as a "hacker."
    You pray that to God that there's no power outage in the next 3 days because you have to do some "light" gaming.

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