Nightgown Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, "What are you going to make?" The UU says, "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband."
The clerk says, "But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown."
The UU says, "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy lingerie.


To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown.


This confirmed what I suspected all along: despite being over 50, I still have a very "with it" attitude. "I see we have the same taste," I said proudly to the 20-something behind me.


"Yes," she replied. "I'm getting this for my grandmother."

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him. After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown backwards so her tits were showing and sauntered into the living room. "Notice anything?" she asked slyly. "Yes, you've got your nightgown on backwards," her husband answered simply. "How could you tell?" she cooed. "Because the skidmarks are at the front."