Whats Tulsa backwards? A slut
Whats a slut backwards? A hundred bucks
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect, 12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over. The "Tell me when we're having fun" kind of day.
One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away.
If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know That a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters. So with time running out, she weighed her options.
Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods. No one would ever notice, he assured her. The white will provide more than adequate camouflage. So she more...
What is a country song played backwards? Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, more...
A fan of Beethoven went to visit Beethoven's grave and when she got there, she heard the ninth symphony being played...it was however played backwards... she did not understand that but came back the next day and brought her friend to listen to the music under the grave... when she got there, she heard the tenth symphony being played..this time again..it was played backward..
they both did not understand this weird undertaking... as they were about to leave a caretaker came along the way, both girls asked the caretaker if he knew why Beethoven's music was being played backwards...
The caretaker replied "Don't you get it... Beethoven is DECOMPOSING!!!"