Whats Tulsa backwards? A slut
Whats a slut backwards? A hundred bucks
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can more...
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!