"Snow difference" joke

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently more...

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Anonym:... he he ... snow boobs ))
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Jenny:Absolutely hilarious!!! Such a good joke for a coming holiday season :)
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