"Snow difference" joke

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were' protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to more...

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Anonym:... he he ... snow boobs ))
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Jenny:Absolutely hilarious!!! Such a good joke for a coming holiday season :)
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