"Snow difference" joke

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

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Anonym:... he he ... snow boobs ))
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Jenny:Absolutely hilarious!!! Such a good joke for a coming holiday season :)
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