"One-Liner" joke
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription:
"When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.