"Your daddy is soo bald" joke
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!