"Your daddy is soo bald" joke
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests more...
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral