Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
You're so bald, it looks like your neck blew a bubble.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
good answer to her husband's baldness.Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so