"hairline" joke

Hot 11 months agoby ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop.
"Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting your more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road: A Hindu man, a Jewish man, and a Polish man. After walking for a few miles, they come across a farm with a barn. Desperately seeking a place to sleep for the night, they knock on the door and ask the farmer more...

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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ke'anna:lol that was so funny count on me to use that one
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Lyn:Your hairline is so ugly not even Fix it Felix can fix it.
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