"hairline" joke

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Greg:Wow....racist!
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Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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