your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade
You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop.
"Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting your more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road: A Hindu man, a Jewish man, and a Polish man. After walking for a few miles, they come across a farm with a barn. Desperately seeking a place to sleep for the night, they knock on the door and ask the farmer more...