"hairline" joke

Hot 1 year agoby ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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ke'anna:lol that was so funny count on me to use that one
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