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The Stardust Casino came crashing down at 2:33 AM yesterday, just three hours before the rest of Las Vegas.
Former NFL star running back (and murderer) O.J. Simpson has been questioned as a possible suspect in an alleged theft at a hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, police spokesman said Friday. Simpson claims that he was conducting a sting operation to collect some of his own memorabilia.
In the room, police did find the items belonging to Simpson:
A Bloody Glove
A Bloody Knife
A Bloody football
A Bloody Heisman Trophy
A Bloody Jersey
A Bloody white diamond dress once belonging to Carol Channing and a pair of Bloody socks.
Simpson was adamant about having his name besmirched as a thief. "I hate being labeled a thief" stated Simpson.
Breaking News... Britney Spears has married OJ Simpson. Commenting on the wedding, Britney thinks the stability of being married again will help influence the judges decision to prove once and for all she is serious about raising her kids in a stable environment. OJ had no comment on the wedding, but smiled and said "What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas".
The lead singer of 80's heavy metal band Quiet Riot was found dead in his hotel room today in Las Vegas. The only surprise is that it took so long.
A fire today closed the Las Vegas Monte Carlo hotel and casino.
Seventeen people were injured in the blaze but no O.J. Simpson memorabilia were damaged.
Las Vegas reacts to the tragic and sudden loss of renowned entertainer, Danny Gans.
Said Celine Dion, "He will be sadly missed."
Said The Amazaing Jonathan, "There's no replacing him."
Sigfried and Roy's, Roy Horn said, "The news shocked him like nothing before in his life......Well...maybe one other thing."
Las Vegas reacts to the tragic and sudden loss of renowned entertainer, Danny Gans.
Said Celine Dion, "He will be sadly missed."
Said The Amazaing Jonathan, "There's no replacing him."
Sigfried and Roy's, Roy Horn said, "The news shocked him like nothing before in his life......Well...maybe one other thing."