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    Ketchup and Liquor...

    Hot 2 years ago

    (This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
    You: What did you have for breakfast?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: What did you have for lunch?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: What did you have for dinner?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: You see a hott girl walking down the street. What do you do?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.

    Gullible prank

    Hot 1 year agoby TJ

    What would you have breakfast?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you have for Lunch?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you have for dinner?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you do if you saw a naked woman running down the street?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"

    Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup to ya later!

    This is the story of a different kind. No melting CPU's, no screaming
    disc drives, just the kind of psychological torture that scars a man
    for life.
    I had a 9:00 meeting with my sales rep. I needed to buy an entire new
    series 70, the works. He said it'd take about an hour. Three hours
    later, we'd barely got the datacomm hardware down on paper, so he
    invited me downstairs for lunch.
    This was my first experience in an HP cafeteria. Above the service
    counter was a menu which began...
    MMU's (Main Menu Units)
    0001A Burger. Includes sesame-seed bun.
    Must order condiments 00110A separately
    001Deletes seeds.
    002 Expands burger to two patties.
    00020A Double cheeseburger, preconfigured. Includes cheese,
    bun and condiments.
    001 Add-on bacon.
    002 Delete second patty.
    003 Replaces second patty with extra cheese.
    00021A Burger Upgrade to Double Cheeseburger
    001 From Single Burger.
    002 From Double Burger.
    003 more...

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