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    Ketchup and Liquor...

    Hot 2 years ago

    (This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
    You: What did you have for breakfast?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: What did you have for lunch?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: What did you have for dinner?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
    You: You see a hott girl walking down the street. What do you do?
    Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.

    Gullible prank

    Hot 1 year agoby TJ

    What would you have breakfast?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you have for Lunch?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you have for dinner?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"
    What would you do if you saw a naked woman running down the street?
    -"Ketchup and Liqueur"

    I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents'
    house on Christmas Eve. I thought it would be interesting for a
    non-Italian girl to see how an Italian family spends the holidays.
    I thought my mother and by date would hit it off like partridges
    and pear trees.

    So, I was wrong.

    Sue me.

    I had only known Karen for three weeks when I extended the
    invitation. "I know these family things can be a little weird," I
    told her, "but my folks are great, and we always have a lot of fun
    on Christmas Eve."

    "Sounds fine to me," Karen said.

    I had only known by mother for 31 years when I told her I'd be
    bringing Karen with me. "She's a very nice girl and she's really
    looking forward to meeting all of you."

    "Sounds fine to me," my mother said.

    And that was that. Two telephone calls. Two sounds-fine-to-me's.
    What more...

    Whenever I say something you say:
    ketchup and liquor

    What did you have for breakfast?
    ketchup and liquor

    What did you have for lunch?
    ketchup and liquor

    What did you have for dinner?
    ketchup and liquor

    What do you do when you see a woman?
    ketchup and liquor (catch up and lick her)

    Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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