"Ketchup and Liquor" joke
Whenever I say something you say:
ketchup and liquor
What did you have for breakfast?
ketchup and liquor
What did you have for lunch?
ketchup and liquor
What did you have for dinner?
ketchup and liquor
What do you do when you see a woman?
ketchup and liquor (catch up and lick her)
Dick (explicit)
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