Karr Jokes / Recent Jokes

Prosecutors abruptly dropped all charges against John Mark Karr in the slaying of JonBenet Ramsey. Charges were dropped both on account of a total lack of evidence and with alibi's provided by Karr's brother and ex-wife. Karr immediatley headed to the local watering hole, excited to use his new pickup line "You ever rape and murder a 6 year old girl? Me either, wanna screw?"

Now that John Mark Karr seems to not be the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey, Friends and Family of the Ramsey's were upset because Patsy Ramsey died of Cancer not knowing who murdered her daughter.
At first I thought, who cares? Then I realized- it is sad that Patsy Ramsey died of Cancer not knowing that she murdered her daughter.

John Mark Karr is appearing on Larry King Live this Monday where he will reportedly admit that he was the stingray who killed Steve Irwin.
[Karr pictured above as stingray]