Larry King Jokes

In related news, friends and family of Larry King wonder when he will be getting his proper funeral.

Larry King supports Barack Obama's health care plan because he'll be able to keep his own personal mortician.

The oldest surface on Earth was discovered after carbon dating was performed on Larry King's skin.

I had no idea Larry King's mom was still alive.

Larry King went to his doctor for a routine physical checkup.He was asked to step into the restroom and give an embalming fluid sample.