Joey Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dad decided it was time to help Joey learn to piss into the toilet instead of his little potty. He called Joey in and told him to stand by the john and watch as he demonstrated. "It's easier to remember if you do it by the numbers," Dad explained as he pulled his wanker out. "One: Pull the skin back like this," Dad explained and pulled his sking back showing Joey his red rosebud head. "Two: Piss into the toilet," Dad explained and let loose a hot stream of yellow piss. "Three: Shake it off," Dad explained and gave his wanker a couple of shakes. "Four: Pull the skin forward and you're through," Dad said as he pulled the skin over his smaller head. "Now, Joey, I'm going to step outside and you see what you remember," Dad said as he closed the door behind himself. Joey thought about it a minute and said: "One - four - one - four - one - four - one - four - - - - -

A mother asked her son, Joey, why he was home so early from school?
Joey: I was the only one who could answer a question.
Mom: What was the question?
Joey: Who threw the eraser at the principal.

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?

Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on!

: 1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?

2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?

3. Joey's Hoe #56

4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!

5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)

6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)

7. I hate baby blue!

8. I actually like Joey actually

9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!

10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)

11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.

12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever

13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"

14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?

15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)

16. more...

Marco has a date with a beautiful girl who lives in the penthouse apartment of a forty story building. She tells him she'll be a little late, and that the doorman will let him in, and that he should relax and play with her dog, Joey.

He gets to the apartment and Joey is a huge great Dane. Marco keeps throwing a tennis ball so Joey can fetch it. One time he tosses the ball out on the balcony and it bounces over the ledge.

Joey leaps over the side after it, and disappears. Just then, the girl walks in. Marco says,' Honey, have you noticed your dog has been acting depressed lately?'

One day Bobby and Joey were having a catch by the river. Bobby threw the ball and it went over Joey's head and down by the river. Joey said "I'll go get it." After five minutes Joey did not return so Bobby went after him.

Bobby found him hiding behind a large rock by the river. Bobby said, "What are you doing down here?"

Joey said "Shhh! Look in the river."

Bobby looked to find a young woman skinny-dipping in the river. They sat there watching for about 15 seconds and Bobby ran away. Joey went after him and, after he caught him, said "What the hell are you doing! We were just watching a NAKED woman swimming! Why did you run away?"

And Bobby said "Well, my mom said that if I look at a naked woman I will turn to stone and I felt something get hard!"