Sunday Jokes

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    One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand."My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."Last is little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He more...

    A Blonde's Diary

    Hot 1 year ago

    MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
    TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought his boss home for dinner.
    WEDNESDAY: A great day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed sort of silly, but I took a shower. I can't say it improved the rice any.
    THURSDAY: Today, Ron asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Ron asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
    FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was exactly the same as when I left.
    SATURDAY: Ron more...

    Liam had left Dublin

    Hot 10 months ago

    Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday.

    Who is the most foolish?

    Hot 6 years ago

    Mr Silva and Mr. Perera are very good friends. One Sunday evening they are having a
    beer at Silva's place.
    These gentlemen, being bachelors still, kept servants to maintain the house and also to
    run errands for them.
    After few rounds of drinks, their topic of discussion turned to servants. Mr. Perera says
    to Mr. Silva,
    "I say Mr. Silva, I think my servant Banda should be the most foolish servant in the world."
    "Come on Mr. Perera, I will eat my head if you can prove that Banda is more foolish than
    my servant Junda."
    "Okay, okay we'll see". And Mr. Silva calls Banda and handed him 10 Rupees and tells,
    "Banda, you go to the Toyota dealer at the corner of the street and buy me a new Camry
    with that."
    "Certainly, Sir" and off goes Banda.
    "You see Mr. Perera, how foolish is my servant"
    "Huh!, you say that is foolish, wait till you see my servant" and more...

    Liars

    Hot 6 years ago

    A minister would up the services one morning by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
    On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, "Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
    Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
    Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."

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