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    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
    noticed that the new program began unexpected child
    processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
    resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included
    in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
    installs itself into all other programs and launches
    during system initialization where it monitors all
    other system activity. Applications such as Poker-night
    10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the
    system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge
    Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
    back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work
    on this program. Can you help me? Dear Sir,
    This is a very common problem men complain about but
    is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
    upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
    that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
    program. Wife 1.0 is an more...

    Dear Tech Support:
    I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
    Can you help me, please!!!
    Thanks,
    Joe
    Dear Joe:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary more...

    Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe
    Dear Joe:This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from more...

    On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty more...

    On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 98 for my PC
    On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 more...

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