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    Are you UP for an UPgrade?
    Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications.
    He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always lauched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and more...

    Dear (IT) Technical Support:
    I am desperate for some help.
    I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
    new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of
    space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product
    brochure.
    In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
    launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other
    system activity.
    Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
    and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday
    Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
    seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of
    my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
    7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
    Can you please help.
    Joe
    Dear Joe,
    This is a very common problem resulting from a more...

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
    noticed that the new program began unexpected child
    processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
    resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included
    in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
    installs itself into all other programs and launches
    during system initialization where it monitors all
    other system activity. Applications such as Poker-night
    10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the
    system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge
    Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
    back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work
    on this program. Can you help me? Dear Sir,
    This is a very common problem men complain about but
    is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
    upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
    that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
    program. Wife 1.0 is an more...

    Dear Tech Support:
    I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
    Can you help me, please!!!
    Thanks,
    Joe
    Dear Joe:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary more...

    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
    1.0. I soon noticed
    that the new program began unexpected child processing
    that took up a lot of
    space and valuable resources.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
    programs and now
    monitors all other system activity. Applications
    such as Poker Night
    10.3, Football 5.0, Golf 7.5, Barhopping 6.9 &
    Racing 3.6 no longer run,
    crashing the system whenever selected
    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
    attempting to run
    my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
    back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
    the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
    Please help!
    Thanks,
    A Troubled User.
    ______________________________________
    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about.
    Many people upgrade
    from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
    is just a Utilities more...

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