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    Stalin is addressing the people. He announces:
    Comrades, I have here a telegram from Trotsky. He states, "You were right and I was wrong. You are the true heir to Lenin. I should apologize."
    From the front row a (comrade) tailor rises and calls, "Comrade Stalin!"
    Stalin replies, "In our great free socialist state, even a tailor may address the head of state. What is it, Comrade Tailor?"
    The tailor replies, "You`re reading it wrong."
    "What," says Stalin, "what is wrong? How should I read it? Come up here and tell us."
    The tailor reads: "You were right and I was wrong? *YOU* are the true heir to Lenin? *I* should apologize?"

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    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
    1.0. I soon noticed
    that the new program began unexpected child processing
    that took up a lot of
    space and valuable resources.
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    Dear Troubled User:
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    Dear Tech Support:
    I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
    Can you help me, please!!!
    Thanks,
    Joe
    Dear Joe:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary more...

    Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe
    Dear Joe:This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from more...

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