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    Dear (IT) Technical Support:
    I am desperate for some help.
    I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
    new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of
    space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product
    brochure.
    In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
    launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other
    system activity.
    Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
    and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday
    Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
    seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of
    my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
    7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
    Can you please help.
    Joe
    Dear Joe,
    This is a very common problem resulting from a more...

    Dear Tech Support, Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help, please! Sincerely,
    XXX Dear XXX, This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary more...

    Dear Tech Support:
    I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
    In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.
    Can you please help!
    Joe.
    Dear Joe,
    This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
    Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 more...

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
    noticed that the new program began unexpected child
    processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
    resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included
    in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
    installs itself into all other programs and launches
    during system initialization where it monitors all
    other system activity. Applications such as Poker-night
    10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the
    system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge
    Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
    back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work
    on this program. Can you help me? Dear Sir,
    This is a very common problem men complain about but
    is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
    upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
    that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
    program. Wife 1.0 is an more...

    Dear Tech Support:
    I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as Hang out with the Guys Night 10.3, Multiple Sports Nights 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
    Can you help me, please!!!
    Thanks,
    Joe
    Dear Joe:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary more...

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