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    "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." -President Gerald Ford
    "My fellow astronauts..."
    -Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.
    "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
    -Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty.
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    -Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President
    "I stand by all the misstatements."
    -Dan Quayle, defending himself against criticism for making verbal gaffes
    "Gerald Ford was a Communist"
    -Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'.
    "Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
    -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
    "We found the term 'killing' too broad."
    -State Department more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Gerald!
    Gerald who!
    Gerald washed up kid!

    There was a young lady named Gloria
    who'd been had by Sir Gerald Di Maurier,
    and then by six men,
    Sir Gerald again,
    and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
    Lyle's Joke Boutique.

    Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. -President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."-Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration. "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."-Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty. "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."-Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President "I stand by all the misstatements."-Dan Quayle, defending himself against criticism for making verbal gaffes "Gerald Ford was a Communist"-Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'. "Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C. "We found the term 'killing' too broad."-State Department spokesperson on why the word 'killing' was replaced with 'unlawful or arbitrary more...

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Gerald.
    Gerald who?
    Gerald washed up! Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Gerald!
    Gerald who!
    Gerald friend again!

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