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    What To Throw Out

    FINALLY, a way to know what to throw-out and what to save!

    THE GAG TEST
    Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

    EGGS
    When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

    DAIRY PRODUCTS
    Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yoghurt. Yoghurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is blue cheese but you realise you've never purchased that kind.

    MAYONNAISE
    If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

    FROZEN FOODS
    Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or more...

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