Firefighter Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"
A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?" "Well," the man answers, "the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard."
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the Girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
Two fireman are in the station screwing.
The Chief walks in and says, "What the hell is going on here!"
The first fireman replies, "He passed out from smoke inhalation."
"So why didn't you just give him mouth to mouth?" asked the Chief.
The second fireman moans, "How in the hell do you think this all got started?"