Fireman Jokes

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    The Fireman

    Hot 1 month ago

    Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire
    Alarm went off... one jumped up and headed for the door... his friend
    shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"
    Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."

    The Fireman

    Hot 10 months ago

    A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife and said, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
    "BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
    "BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
    "BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
    "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
    The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.
    After a few minutes the wife yelled, "BELL 4!"
    "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
    "Roll out more hose," she yelled, "you're nowhere near the fire!"

    A future fireman.

    Hot 5 months ago

    A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had.As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to try to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster.""Maybe so," said the little boy, "But then I'd lose my siren!"

    Pile of Shit

    Hot 1 year ago

    A mailman walked down the street and saw Little Johnny playing in a pile of shit, had it between his fingers and smeared over his body.
    The mailman asked him what he was doing and Johnny looked up and said, "Making a Mailman".
    This pissed the mailman off, he went up the street and saw a fireman. He told the fireman what the boy was doing and what a smart ass the kid was, the fireman said that he would have a talk with the boy.
    The fireman walked up to Little Johnny and asked him what was he doing playing in pile of shit, Johhny looked up and said, "Making a Fireman."
    This pissed the fireman off, he left to tell a cop. The cop said that he would have a talk with the boy. The cop asked Little Johnny, "What are you doing, playing with a pile of shit?"
    Little Johnny looked up and said nothing.
    The cop said, "You told the mailman and the fireman that you were making a fireman and a mailman, why don't you tell me that you are making more...

    Fireman John rushed into a burning building and rescued a beautiful young lady who was clad only in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown.
    He carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and saved her from her sure demise.
    As they arrived safely, a wash of gratitude rushed over her.
    She looked at him with great fondness and admiration, then said, "Oh, you are wonderful! It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue me the way you did."
    "Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had to fight off three other firemen who were trying to get to you first!"

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