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    If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

    It's chemical

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    April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
    by physicists at Turgid University. The element, tentatively named
    Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons, which means that its atomic
    number is 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistants to the neutron,
    75 vice-neutrons, and 111 assistants to the vice-neutrons. This gives it an
    atomic mass number of 312. The 312 particles are held together in the nucleus
    by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called
    memoons.
    Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be
    detected chemically because it seems to impede every reaction in which it is
    present. According to Dr. M. Langour, one of the discoverers of the element, a
    very small amount of Administratium made one reaction that normally takes less
    than a second take over four days.
    Administratium has a half-life of approximately 3 years, at more...

    Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA-The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction time is less than one second.Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a more...

    AMES, IA-The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
    materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
    Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight
    of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice
    neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of
    312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that
    involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.
    Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can
    be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into
    contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium
    caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction
    time is less than one second.
    Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at
    which time it does not actually decay, but instead more...

    Limbaughium Lb
    The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes all elements that come in contact with it. Repels protons and electrons; attracts only morons.
    Billclintium Bc
    With a slick appearance and slimy texture, this element undergoes a series of interesting changes when in hot water.
    Canadium Eh
    Similar to Americium, but a little denser. Much more rigid. Often called Boron.
    Innofensium Pc
    Precisely equal numbers of electrons, protons, neutrons, leptons, quarks. Completely inert, utterly useless, but smells like a rose.
    Newtium
    Extreme irritant. Carries a strong negative charge. Does not possess magnetic properties. Can be purchased cheaply.
    Quaylium Vp
    Einsteinium it ain't.
    Budweisium Ps
    Has no taste or smell; is often indistinguishable from water.
    Cabmium Cb
    Found in abundance, except when needed. Exists in two states, in motion and at more...

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