"If electricity comes from electrons," joke
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!