"If electricity comes from electrons," joke

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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...

A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!!

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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kyilefd:lol
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cheesesteak:reminds me of philosoraptor
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