"If electricity comes from electrons," joke
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!