"If electricity comes from electrons," joke

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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

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kyilefd:lol
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cheesesteak:reminds me of philosoraptor
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