"If electricity comes from electrons," joke

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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant."

He said, "Are you sure?"

I replied, "No, I'm Lynx."

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

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kyilefd:lol
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cheesesteak:reminds me of philosoraptor
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