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    Seventy Six Neutrons
    (Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)
    Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium's bar,
    Half a hundred and ten bold protons...
    Hold it! Hold it!. That's Cesium 131. Half life only about 9.69 days.
    Let's go for immortality here. Worth a shot anyway...
    Seventy Eight Neutrons
    (Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)
    Seventy eight lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium's bar,
    Half a hundred and ten bold protons joined the press.
    And the eletronettes were a-whirling in duets,
    All but one, the singular miss Six S.
    Seventy eight nubile neutrons writhed in close array,
    Half a hundred and ten lusty protons swelled the crowd.
    And the electron pairs played blue photonic airs,
    From within a shining quantum cloud.
    There were pions, muons, quarks and other fermions,
    Tunneling, tunneling, in a state of partial dress.
    'Till an oily bit of water came a wandering,
    And miss Six S got in a great big mess.
    Seventy eight screaming more...

    Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA-The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction time is less than one second.Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a more...

    AMES, IA-The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
    materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
    Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight
    of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice
    neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of
    312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that
    involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.
    Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can
    be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into
    contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium
    caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction
    time is less than one second.
    Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at
    which time it does not actually decay, but instead more...

    New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentativelynamed administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomicnumber of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic massof 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves thecontinuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can bedetected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with.According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes onereaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normallyoccurred in less than a second.Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at whichtime it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in more...

    SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT!
    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by university physicists. The element, tentatively named "Administratium", had no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice neutrons, and 161 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 247. These 247 particles are held together in the nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
    Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium added to one reaction caused it to take over four days to complete. Without the Administratium, the reaction occurred in less than one second.
    Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually more...

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