Currency Jokes / Recent Jokes
So today it cost me $30.00 to fill up only half my tank. It doesn't even cost Han Solo that much to fill up the Falcon--Mainly because our currency is based on the U.S. dollar where as in the Star Wars universe their currency is based on the Galactic Credit, or the Imperial Credit. It really all depends on what era we are basing this off of.
An Asian Guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66.
He asks the lady why he gets less cash this week than last week.
The lady says: "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming
the door, turns around and says: "Fuck you Americans too!"
"Fluctuations." means fuck you asians.
A study finds that most US currency is laced with cocaine. In fact, most dollar bills have a street value of $1.07.
Q: Why, in the currency notes, do they always show Gandhiji smiling?
Ans: Because the currency notes will get wet if Gandhiji cries!!!