Currency Jokes

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    A police constable arrested some people printing fake currency notes and asked for instructions about what to do with them.' Send notes to headquarters/ came the reply.

    No notes were received. So a reminder was sent to the constable.

    He sent back the explanation,' Notes forwarded by postal money order.'

    A study finds that most US currency is laced with cocaine. In fact, most dollar bills have a street value of $1.07.

    A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.
    He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?"
    "Fluctuations." says the clerk.
    The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too!"

    God sends for 3 world leaders and tells them that he is really pissed-off with all the troubles the world gives him and has decided to destroy the planet in 3 days.

    Clinton goes back to Washington and tells his people,' I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God, the bad news is that we have really goofed up and the world will end in 3 days.'

    Jiang Zemin returns to the PRC and tells his nation' I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is there is a God, the worse news is he is going to stop our plan for world domination in 3 days.'

    Dr. Mahathir returns to Malaysia with a huge smile and says,' I have good news and better news! The good news is that God thinks I am one of the 3 most vital people in the world. The better news is, the currency crisis will be over in 3 days!

    Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
    September 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USA
    In a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his 'complete and full stop'. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to be 'consistent with typical driving patterns' caused the accident. As a result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a stop sign, her abrupt response was "I am quite capable of deciding when it is a more...

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