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    Heaven And Hell

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    In Heaven:
    The cooks are French,
    The policemen are English,
    The mechanics are German,
    The lovers are Italian,
    The bankers are Swiss.

    In Hell:
    The cooks are English,
    The policemen are German,
    The mechanics are French,
    The lovers are Swiss,
    The bankers are Italian.

    Yo mama cooks

    Hot 1 year ago

    yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

    An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends."Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the
    policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French - and the customers are all Americans."

    Heaven is...
    when the French are the cooks, the Italians are the lovers, the British are the police, the Germans are the mechanics and the Swiss run the hotels.
    Hell is...
    when the British are the cooks, the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, the French run the hotels and the Germans are the police.

    Heaven is...
    when the French are the cooks,
    the Italians are the lovers,
    the British are the police,
    the Germans are the mechanics
    and the Swiss run the hotels.
    Hell is...
    when the British are the cooks,
    the Swiss are the lovers,
    the Italians are the mechanics,
    the French run the hotels
    and the Germans are the police.

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