"Yo mama cooks" joke

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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