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Confucious say...
All who fly upside-down have crack up.
He who stand on toilet high on pot.
He who shits brick has square hole.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

confucious say...
... crowded elavator smell different to midget
... man who fart in church sit in his onw pew

Confucious say... woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed....he who smoke pot, choke on handle....woman who wear g-string, high on crack!...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!...he who masturbate, screw only himself!...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!

Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

Note: The jokes are written in a Chinese dialect.
1) Confucious say... Secretary not permenent unless
screwed on desk.
2) Confucious say... Man who takes woman for camping
trip always have one intent.
3) Confucious say... Woman who fly up-side-down
always have crack-up.
4) Confucious say... Man who walks sideways through
aircraft door always going to bangkok.
I'll have more for you guys later!

Confucious say: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot.. very unsanitary.

Confucious say... All who fly upside-down have crack up. He who stand on toilet high on pot. He who shits brick has square hole. Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.