Comedian Jokes / Recent Jokes

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in, then took his left leg out, they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out, they put his left leg in and they shook it all about, and so on and so forth until he was totally in

I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite... one jar!

A young comedian boards a bus, and immediately notices that he is surrounded by blondes. When he sits down, the neighboring blonde asks him to tell the whole bus a joke. The comedian, realizing that only blonde jokes are coming to him, decides to say blond joke in a different way.
The moment he starts his first joke, a blonde sitting in the front seat whacks him in the head and shouts,
"Are we dead, that your making jokes on others!?"

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."-Mitch Hedberg

Q: What do you call a comedian in Afghanistan?
A: Larry the Kabul Guy.