Christie Brinkley Jokes

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    Actress Pamela Anderson has said she plans to marry Kid Rock several times-once each in France, Detroit, Nashville and Malibu.
    Including her marriage to Tommy Lee, this would still only put her one ahead of Christie Brinkley.

    Christie Brinkley has separated from her fourth husband, Peter Cooke. Proving that no matter how hot a chick is, there’s up to four guys out there tired of fuckin’ her.

    Yesterday, the sexy Long Island teen gave an account of the steamy affair between her and Peter Cook which took place while he was married to supermodel, Christie Brinkley. Police describe Cook as, “Cool.”

    Top three stimuli a comedian uses to assist in pleasuring himself while staying alone in a crappy motel in Arkansas:

    1. Vanessa Williams Pro-Activ Commercial

    2. Christie Brinkley/ Chuck Norris infomercial with masking tape covering the side of the TV with Chuck on it.

    3. May-Belle, cashier from the Wal-Mart down the road.

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