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Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...
Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin...
Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore...
LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide?
In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week... Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible... I think money makes it possible!
Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of the world's first hand transplant more...

A woman who is pregnant with triplets is standing in line at the bank. Suddenly, the bank gets robbed and she gets shot three times in the stomach.
She's rushed to hospital and although the doctor is unable to perform surgery because of her condition, he assures her that all will be fine. "The babies are all fine, but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. There's no need to worry though. The bullets will safely pass through their systems eventually."
Four months pass and she gives birth to two girls and a boy. Fourteen years later, one of the girls comes into the kitchen crying. "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing! I was going to the bathroom and I passed a bullet."
The mother comforts her daughter and explains all about what happened at the bank.
A couple of weeks later, the other daughter comes running up to her mother with tears streaming down her face. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
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Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin...Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore...LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide? In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week... Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible... I think money makes it possible! Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of the world's first hand transplant patient because the guy more...

One day there was a grandmother, her 2 grandaughters, and her grandson and they were baking a cake. And as they were baking the cake their grandmother accidently put bullets in the cake, but she said that it will be ok. And so they finished the cake and the grandchildren ate it and a couple hours later her first grandaughter came downstairs and told her grandmother that she had peed out a bullet. Then a couple minuets later her second grandaughter came down and said grandma grandma I peed out a bullet. Then her grandson came down a couple minuets later and said grandma grandma guess what. and his grandma said let me guess you peed out a bullet too. Then, the grandon said no, I was jacking off and i shot the dog.

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.
Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

A man, shopping for a new scope for his rifle, entered a sporting goods store. The clerk took out a scope and said, "This is such a good scope, you can see my house all the way up that hill over there." The man took a look through the scope and began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" the clerk asked.
"I can see a naked man and a naked woman running all over the house," replied the man.
The clerk immediately grabbed the scope from him and looked at his house. Enraged, he handed the man two bullets and said, "I'll make you a deal. Here are two bullets. Shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off, and I'll let you have the scope for nothing!"
The man took another look through the scope and said, "You know what? I'm sure I'll be able to do that with one shot!"

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!